1869 — Margarine is patented in France by Hippolyte Mege Mouries. Exactly 140 years later, people throughout the world would enjoy margarine-topped breakfast pastries while going online to see the re-launch of SportsPickle.com
Based on her resignation speech, who knows?
If you listen up to the 1:00 mark, you heard this bit of basketball wisdom …
Let me go back to a comfortable analogy for me – sports… basketball. I use it because you’re naïve if you don’t see the national full-court press picking away right now: A good point guard drives through a full court press, protecting the ball, keeping her eye on the basket… and she knows exactly when to pass the ball so that the team can win. And I’m doing that – keeping our eye on the ball that represents sound priorities – smaller government, energy independence, national security, freedom! And I know when it’s time to pass the ball – for victory.
So here is what that that gameplan might look like on Coach Palin’s locker room chalkboard.
Nothing but cliched, pointless crap, right? Of course. It’s Sarah Palin.
But don’t think she can’t be successful as a basketball coach. Cliched, pointless crap is their stock-in-trade. Check this out:
And that guy is one of the most successful coaches in the NBA.
So watch, your backs, basketball coaches.
As losses rear their heads, where- where will GMs and athletics directors go? It’s Sarah Palin. And which coaching jobs will she take? All of ’em. Any of ’em that have been in front of her over all these years.
“But I’m using this plate to reflect light right into your wife’s eyes, ruining the whole ceremony for her. How do you like that, you greedy piece of crap?”
Andy Roddick pushed Roger Federer to the longest Wimbledon final in history, but he still lost.
So, sorry — no Brooklyn Decker photo today.
However, as a consolation prize, I am including this photo of a Brooklyn double-decker tour bus.
And as consolation punishment — to perhaps really make Roddick’s loss sting — here is something far less sexy than a bus: Roger Federer’s pregnant wife, Mirka …
Taking a look at old Sports Illustrated covers …
Whores They Are Now?
The Original 1972 Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders
Ohno? Oh, Yes!
Despite the advice of everyone in the publishing industry, we put a short-track speedskater on the cover
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