“But I hope they keep thinking these are polka dots. I’m screwed if they find out they are injection marks.”
“But I’m using this plate to reflect light right into your wife’s eyes, ruining the whole ceremony for her. How do you like that, you greedy piece of crap?”
Oh, what — Tiger Woods comes along and now all black people are “highly skilled golfers?”
Everyone knows Tiger Woods is more Asian than black.
It’s the Asian Course, not the Black Course, that should be the difficult one.