No. 6 Andy Roddick vs. Lleyton Hewitt (Wimbledon quarterfinals) — ESPN2
This is not Andy Roddick.
Or Lleyton Hewitt.
I actually call the one on the left Hooter. And the one on the right Hooter No. 2. (I get flustered and lose my creativity around hot nakedness.)
But I still feel this picture is relevant.
(Okay, if you must know, this is Brooklyn Decker — Andy Roddick’s wife. But now you just went and ruined the fun of it. Jerk.)