“You want me to punch that cloud?”

“Just say the word, boss. I’ll f–k it up. I can totally kick Mother Nature’s ass. I don’t care that she’s a woman. I’ll punch a woman if she messes with your golf game. And I won’t think twice about it. Oh, what’s this? Wind? Sure run away, Mother Nature, you pussy.”

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