Espnessence

Tiger Twitters his opening round from Bethpage.

@THE_REAL_ELDRICK

Tucked a 1-iron tight to the hole for a gimme. Just sayin’: Your move, God.
about 2 hours ago from TwitterBerry

#twitterruinsgolfmovies Kevin Costner = John Daly. But not fat.
about 2 hours ago from TwitterBerry

FORE!
about 2 hours ago from TwitterBerry

Whoops. Probably should have yelled that instead of tweeting it. Signed golf ball will make victim forget about all that blood.
about 2 hours ago from TwitterBerry

I have now missed back-to-back fairways. Maybe Michelle Wie IS the next Tiger Woods!
about 2 hours ago from TwitterBerry

RT @TheVijayWay: LOL! Girls=stoopid. RT @THE_REAL_ELDRICK: I have now missed back-to-back fairways. Maybe Michelle Wie IS the next Tiger Woods!
about 2 hours ago from TwitterBerry

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2 responses to “Espnessence

  1. It’s gotta be hard work carrying Page 2 all by yourself.

  2. sportspickle

    It’s actually harder to do SportsPickle and The Onion Sports all by myself. Especially considering the fact that I only get paid for one of them.

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