(Scene: “Joe Buck Live.”)
Buck: “What an interview with Brett Favre. And now, as this is a sports comedy show, I would like to welcome out a stand-up comic … you know him well … Mr. Tim McCarver!”
(Polite applause. McCarver walks onto the stage and stands in front of a microphone.)
McCarver: “Hey, everyone. Great to be here. But I’m not a stand-up comedian. I’m an astute baseball mind.”
(The crowd chuckles.)
McCarver: “So anyway, the other day I was watching a baseball game and I thought: ‘Hey, isn’t a walk as good as a home run?'”
(The crowd erupts into laughter. Many fall out of their chairs. Some are unable to stop their heads from exploding.)
(End scene.)
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Artie Lange took a slightly different approach….