Basketball players announce they are not good at basketball

The early-entry withdrawal deadline for the NBA draft has come and gone. Let’s take a look at who decided to stay in college and who decided to leave for the NBA.

Luke Harangody, F, Notre Dame: Staying

Why? Harangody wants to enjoy college as long as possible before he is ruled ineligible upon the discovery that he previously played in the NBA under the name Bryant Reeves.

Greivis Vazquez, G, Maryland: Staying

Why? Vazquez wants to finish his degree in a–hole studies.

Austin Daye, F, Gonzaga: Leaving

Why? After watching former Gonzaga star Adam Morrison win a title with the Lakers, Daye knew he was capable of making the jump.

Jrue Holiday, G, UCLA: Leaving

Why? Holiday says he needs the money so he can pay the court fees required to legally change his first name to something real.

Scottie Reynolds, G, Villanova: Staying

Why? Couldn’t bear the thought of leaving the alluring scent of Jay Wright’s musk.

Taj Gibson, F, USC: Leaving

Why? With Tim Floyd gone, Gibson needs to be taken in the first round in order to maintain his standard of living.

Jodie Meeks, G, Kentucky: Leaving

Why? Kind of got the sense that his new coach was dickhead.

Gerald Henderson, G-F, Duke: Leaving

Why? Henderson got tired of all of his teammates asking him if they could touch his hair.


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