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NBA Finals / Stanley Cup Finals

“Don’t pretend you care about black people.”

“Ref! Wet willie! That’s an automatic 5-minute major!”

“Man, I love Eastern Conference jokes.”

“Okay. Just deal with the pain. Breathe through it. Don’t let them know that it hit you in the nuts.”

“Seriously, J.J., you deserve everything people say about you. Look how you’re sitting right now, dude. Jeez.”

“You know, I have to say, you got beat pretty badly on that one.” “Tell me about it.”

“Aaaaaaah-ha-ha! This is the funniest thing I’ve ever done. No, really. This is the funniest thing I’ve ever done.” 

“Our marker was going dry so we couldn’t spell out PENIS.”

“You must be kidding me.”

“Crap. I thought it was a 7:00 p.m. start.”

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One response to “Captions

  1. i will not make a joke about the ‘penis’ girl…i will not make a joke about the ‘penis girl’…i will not make a joke about the ‘penis girl’….ahhh…can’t do it. That was the only girl of the 3 that big a word would’ve fit on.

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