Hello there, crazy eyes. Anything crazy to share with us?
“[Michael Vick] deserves a second chance and could be very inspiring to young people who make a mistake. … I would definitely give him an opportunity if I needed a quarterback. I wouldn’t be afraid of his past.”
Well, that wasn’t too crazy. That was just an honest opinion. Care to crazy it up a bit?
“[Jay Cutler] is a very talented guy who can throw the ball very well. But quarterbacking is so much about leadership and so much about doing things under pressure. There is going to be a lot of pressure on him.”
“We’ll see about his maturity level. That’s what I would question. And some of the things that happened leading to him leaving Denver … that would concern me as a head coach.”
So, to recap, Jay Cutler should be a concern to coaches due to rumors about his leadership abilities. But Michael Vick, who is still finishing out his sentence for running a dog fighting ring that was confirmed by the presence of dog remains all over his property, should not be a concern to coaches.
Oh. I see.
I feel like my brain was just strapped to a rape stand.