TV tonight

Red Sox (30-22) at Tigers (28-22) — 7:00 p.m. ET on ESPN

Boston at Detroit. Think of David Ortiz as a metaphor for the U.S. auto industry. Whoa. I just blew my mind. Thankfully I have UAW health insurance so my blown mind is covered and I can stay on disability indefinitely while earning the same income. It’s kind of like David Ortiz’s guaranteed contract. Whoa. Double blown mind!

World Cup Qualifier: Costa Rica vs. United States — 10:00 p.m. ET on ESPN

Hey, Costa Rica — know what your country’s name is an anagram for? I Orca Scat. Oooooh … whale poop-related word jumble burn. I think I made my point.

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4 responses to “TV tonight

  1. Antonio Bastardo. That is all.

  2. If your “point” is that you are a spastic “poo-savant”, then very well played.

  3. If your “point” is that you are a spastice “poo-savant”, then very well played

  4. Did Mike double post just so he could misspell spastic the second time around? Well played, Mike, well played.

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