Secret Vitamin Water ingredients

vitaminwaterkobelebronpegSurely you have seen the Kobe-Or-LeBron Vitamin Water ads that have been running throughout the NBA Playoffs. You know, the ads that are now being taken down all over the country due to the elimination of LeBron’s Cavaliers. 

But no one should be surprised by this turn of events. Least of all, Vitamin Water.

Have you ever seen the ingredients in one of their drinks?


Well, I guess that’s too small to read. So here you go …

Ingredients: vapor distilled/deionized water, crystal-line fructose, natural flavor, citric acid, ascorbic acid (Vitamin C), vitamin E acetate, fruit and vegetable juice (color) magnesium lactate (electrolyte), calcium lactate (electrolyte), niacin (B3), monopotassium phosphate (electrolyte), pantothenic acid (B5), pyridoxine hydrochloride (B6), cyanocaobalamin (B12), folic acid. 

And then under those ingredients are these: 

May also include: playoffs distilled/deionized mike brown, fruit/varejao juice, szczerbiak asstaste, mowilliams (moron), boobie lactate, monotalent pavlovic, paleolithic ben wallace, delonteoxine westochloride (tattoo ink), ilgauskas acid.

Ugh. That is quite the toxic brew.


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