Espnessence

I have done this column the past two years for Page 2 and it’s always one of my favorites — using actual Spelling Bee words in sports-related sentences.

coriaceous
adj.
 Of or like leather.

Her muscles, her coriaceous skin — A-Rod was in love.

Of course, you may disagree and hate the column. But then no one likes you because you’re ugly and your breath smells like farts.

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One response to “Espnessence

  1. Jack Kelly

    “You’re with me, coriaceous.”
    -Chris Berman

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