Michael Vick returns home to finish his sentence

(Scene: Michael Vick’s home in Virginia.)

Parole Officer: “Okay, you may now finish your sentence.”

Michael Vick: “… which meant I had to hit the dog in the head with a shovel.”

Parole Officer: “Congratulations. You have completed your sentence.”

(End scene.)

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One response to “Michael Vick returns home to finish his sentence

  1. Ha.

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