NBA Game 7 edition … 

“Hey, wait a minute. I don’t think that maze has an exit.”

“Now I know why you wagged your finger all the time. It was to shake the boogers off.”

“Ohmigod! What are you doing up here, Sasha Vujacic?”

“Hey! Look! It’s the Beat The Sh!t Out Of Your Kid Cam.”

“Yeah. Good one. Mexicans do say it that way, whereas other people say it a different way. Hilarious.”

“Fight it. Don’t let them see you’re overjoyed that they couldn’t win without you. Have a long face. Longer. Longer. Good.”

“Don’t start smiling. Fight it. You can do this.”

“I’m not a real doctor, but I know some people who could get you in touch with a plastic surgeon. Just say the word.”

“I’m not sure who has aged worse — the Celtics or us.”

“Ohhhhh smack. Great haiku. Now dis’ them using iambic pentameter.”


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