Introducing the Roger Clemens Pitching Trainer Baseball

clemensbaseballoroidsHold the ball like this to throw a fastball.

Like this to throw a curve.

Like this to throw a slider. 

And like this to tear open the seams and get at all of the steroids hidden inside.

Advertisements

3 responses to “Introducing the Roger Clemens Pitching Trainer Baseball

  1. The red spots aren’t actually for pitching training. They’re dried blood spots from Mike Piazza’s skull fracture.

  2. sportspickle

    And the green is pus from Piazza’s bacne.

  3. I guess that would me the blue is from the icy-hot he rubs on his bat and balls.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s