Chivas defender Hector Reynoso has been suspended from the Copa Libertadores for “pretending to cough and spit in an opponent’s face, gestures interpreted as threatening to spread swine flu.”
At least he didn’t hire a pig to cough and spit in his opponent’s face. That would have been over the top.
But I’m glad Reynoso was taken to task for his actions. If only we held our athletes to such a high hygienic standard in the United States.
I am sick of our sportsmen spreading their STDs to each other via the chest and crotch bump.
Please, no more celebrating until you are all dressed head-to-toe in the full-body latex condom that is Under Armour.