I am a hockey fan. I know that many of you are not. But considering that we’re now into the second round of the NHL playoffs, I thought it might be useful to teach you all some of the most common referee signals.
>>> Which hand do I have the puck in? Guess correctly and I’ll award you a power play.
>>> My hand puppet, Steve, would like to announce this penalty.
>>> There are only a few minutes left in the game. You guys might want to shoot more.
>>> Can someone please come out and shovel this dead body off the ice?
>>> I can’t believe I forgot my referee pants at home. That is so unprofessional of me.