(Scene: A conference room at Florida International University. A young, busty secretary pours coffee for the university’s president and athletic director, then leaves the room.)
AD: Okay, I think I have someone in mind to coach our basketball team.
AD: So he has a history of sexual harrassment, he lets his employees bang interns, he’s a a laughingstock in his profession, and he blamed a suicide attempt on his 16-year-old daughter.
AD: Well, he does have a winning smile and he makes a heck of a batch of popcorn. So … what do you think?
President: You had me at sexual harassment and doing interns. [He presses the intercom button.] Hey, sugar-tits. Come in here and freshen up my coffee. I want to see you bend over my cup again. And bring your intern, too. We’ve got some celebrating to do.