The NHL playoff field is set. So now’s the time to begin growing your playoff beard.
As a service to you, here’s a link I found that has tips for beard-growing.
And here are a few more tips from me to the few of you who read this site who are not NHL players:1. Don’t have a job.
2. Be depressed.
3. Have a fat neck that you’re desperate to conceal.
Finally, to inspire you as you begin growing your beard, here a few pictures of great beards from history.
Mike Commodore, Hurricanes defenseman
Scott Niedermayer, Ducks defenseman
Sidney Crosby, Penguins center
And Katie Holmes, the greatest beard of all-time, in the performance of most of her adult lifetime …