Cowboys tight end Martellus Bennett blogs for the Dallas Morning News. Yesterday, he posted this:
Man what do you do if your chic farts?It doesn’t seem as if women
should fart. I was walking in the grocery store in the chips and dips
aisle. This lady was walking in front of me pushing her cart she
stopped to pick up some pringles and let one rip. Sounded like a growl
and and a motor but smelt like a dead carcus. OMG! Now I knew it
wasn’t me LOL and we were the only two people on the aisle. She just
smiled and kept walking like nothing happened the smell followed her.
I swear I could see it like smoke out of a train just nasty.
And, Martellus, Tony Romo thanks you for not mentioning that the “lady” in front of you in the aisle was Jessica Simpson. (And that the “pringles” were pork rinds. And that the “smoke” you could “see” was actually liquid shart.)
You are a good and loyal teammate.