Norman PD’s Most Wanted

  WANTED! For offering sexual services for the price of $64,000.

  Name: Courtney Paris (this is likely an alias, as it sounds to be a typical stripper or prostitute’s name.)

  Height: 6’4″

  Weight: Unknown. But she can probably bench around 325 pounds.

  Tricks: Boomer Sooner, Reverse Lady Sooner, Box-Out Drill, Anal Violation

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3 responses to “Norman PD’s Most Wanted

  1. The obvious question is… will Courtney Paris be returning her scholarship money in a fundamental manner?

  2. She’ll have to cut down on the twinkies and hence that 325 bench press will suffer.

  3. I’m sure she’s be good for it once she makes the WNBA…

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