TV tonight

McDonald’s High School All-American Game — 8:00 p.m. ET on ESPN

This is your opportunity to one day say: “I saw him when … .” As in: “I saw him when he wasn’t nearly so fat, back before he was introduced to McDonald’s food and was a lithe, highly-conditioned athlete. Now he looks like he ate his former self. It’s sad, really. If only he had been named a Whole Foods All-American instead, this never would have happened.”

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