What we learned about Tom Browning today

He owes $99,008.36 in child support payments.

— He has not aged well since retiring from baseball in 1995. 

— Silk, loose-fitting, Hawaiian shirts remain the go-to shirt choice for overweight, middle-aged men.

— He is incredibly short. (Or the guy who takes mug shots at the Sarasota Police Department is a giant.)

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