Breaking News!

Asphlt has demanded, and received, a blood sample from Lance Armstrong.

Reports are that he has injured his collarbone. Thankfully, the Olsen twins have prominent ones jutting out of their skeletal bodies that he can probably crack off and borrow until his heals.

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2 responses to “Breaking News!

  1. Breaking News!

    SportsPickle.com records its millionth typo!

  2. Yo, DJ, I finished tied for first in your loser contest. What’s the tiebreaker going to be?

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