More Bobby Bowden colloquialisms

Bobby Bowden says that the NCAA’s punishment against Florida State is “like killing a flea with a hammer.”

Like any good Southern boy, Coach Bowden uses many unique phrases. Here are a few others …

… “smarter than a football player takin’ a music test.”

… “dumber than a coach’s son coordinatin’ the offense.”

“rarer than a Rhodes Scholar goin’ to Florida State.”

… “cheaper than Laveranues Coles and Peter Warrick shoppin’ at Dillard’s.”

“more confused than a ‘ball coach gettin’ robbed and sodomized by his startin’ tailback.”

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