Annika Sorenstam is coming out with a perfume called ANNIKA.
“Set to be released in advance of Mother’s Day 2009, the fragrance will evoke the essence of Annika, a distinctive, casually elegant and naturally beautiful woman.”
Yes. I’ve always fantasized about my lady friend smelling of LPGA golfer.
Eau de Wie — exudes failure with aromas of pissed khakis and fresh, choked-up bile.
LAURA DAVIES by Calvin Klein — now you can breathe in all of your favorite hoagie ingredients — onions, bologna, and mayo — all day long.
The Essence of Natalie Gulbis — the scents of hairspray and Bubble-Yum overlay the pleasant musk of trailer park.
Brut’s Babe Didrickson Zaharias — smells like a bottle of semen … because it is!