Why our country is spiraling down the toilet

This guy is apparently a Congressman.

Campaign Promises: 

— national health care coverage for colonoscopies

— mocha latte purchases tax deductible

— gay marriage made legal, but only in regards to quarterback-sportswriter relationships

— Constitution re-written in the format of a random list

— Air Force One and the president’s fleet of helicopters re-designed to limit all possible travel annoyances.

— Lincoln Memorial razed to build national monument to Brett Favre

— sucking at your job the new national pasttime

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3 responses to “Why our country is spiraling down the toilet

  1. I can’t decide whether Pete or Peter King looks creepier. I’ll choose ‘both’.

  2. Both will Haunt my dreams for weeks.

  3. We can now all see why you idolize the king! And not the Burger King king, either.

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