Suns at Magic — 7:00 p.m. EST on NBA TV
Shaquille O’Neal says Chris Bosh is the “RuPaul of big men.” I don’t know what that means. Is that on an all-big-men-as-famous-transvestites scale? If so, I’ll say Shaq, fat and past his prime, is the Rosie O’Donnell of big men. And I’ll say that young and muscular Dwight Howard is the Hilary Swank of big men. Now Howard just needs to get an NBA title to match that tranny’s Oscar.