I have taken my fair share of shots at Brett Favre over the years. You know, for him being an attention whore. And for that whole Brett-Favre-not-being-a-good-quarterback thing. But like all people, Brett Favre is a complex person. He is more than just an a–hole who sucks at his job. Really.
For example, in this week’s issue of The Sporting News, former teammate Mark Chmura says Favre used to demonstrate his arm strength in training camp by throwing the ball deliberately at Chmura’s crotch.
Chmura saw it as a sort of jock joke. But I think we all can assume that Favre was merely trying to protect young girls from his pedophile tight end.
Well done, Brett Favre. Well done. Perhaps you are a hero.
(Although, in fairness, with your accuracy, you probably missed Chmura’s crotch completely, and instead struck a young girl in the head, leaving her laying unconscious on the ground beside the child predator Chmura. That makes you an accomplice, Brett Favre, you dick.)