NBA Rookie Challenge — 9:00 p.m. EST on TNT
NBA All-Star Weekend opens with a game between rookies and second-year players. As you may know, I have always been a diehard fan of second-year players. They are, like, my favorite team. If I see anyone out tonight wearing a rookie jersey, I’m going to punch them right in the mouth. I mean it! I hate rookies so much! Go second-year players! Woooooooooooooo! Sec-ond year. Sec-ond year. Woooooooooooooooo!