“Brett Favre Decides”

A short play by DJ Gallo

(Scene: Favre home.)

Brett: “I did it, Deanna! I finally decided to retire!”

Deanna: “Good for you, honey! We should go out and celebrate. Where do you want to go?”

Brett: “Hmm. I will have to take some time to decide, so I can search my heart and see where it leads me.”

Deanna: “Oh, jeez. You f–king moron.  I was afraid this was going to happen. I’m going to see if Aaron Rodgers wants an older woman.”

(End scene.)

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One response to ““Brett Favre Decides”

  1. Brett just texted me and claims Deanna is NOT a cougar. Brett’s my BFF.

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