Scouting report snippets from the top-rated recruiting classes

How many do you think are fake?

1. LSU — “… and several of these kids can go both ways.”

2. Alabama — “… has a remarkably soft touch on balls …”

3. Southern Cal — “… this kid has an explosion like I’ve never seen.”

4. Ohio State — “His body is perfectly proportioned.”

5. Texas — “As far as teenage boys go, you will not see a more stunning specimen.”

6. Georgia — “… is remarkably skilled with his hands.”

7. North Carolina — “… can tire quickly but will always give you everything he’s got.”

8. Florida — “… is blessed with remarkable length.”

9. Florida State — “… his penetration is quick and fierce.”

10. Michigan — “… he can go down and do what needs to be done.”

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2 responses to “Scouting report snippets from the top-rated recruiting classes

  1. I don’t believe any of them are fake. Had you included one that could not be considered double entendre, I’d have picked that one. Like “these guys can really play football” or “I’d do him outside the 7-11 for free.”

  2. It’s amazing Michael Jackson or (insert chosen perv here )never got into College Football…

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