Asked whether his catch against the Patriots or Santonio Holmes’ game-winner against the Cardinals was the superior grab, David Tyree says his was better when you consider the context:
“You’re talking about an 18-0 Patriots team, 12-point underdogs, and me. Santonio Holmes is a starter, and you have me who had four catches [the whole season].”
Okay then. So Tyree’s catch is more impressive because he is not so good at catching.
Please use this logic going forward when reading this site.
Step 1: You read something and think: “This was okay. But not great.”
Step 2: Remind yourself that I rarely write anything that is great, if ever.
Step 3: Consider that what you just read is actually somewhat impressive considering the non-talent who wrote it. I mean, it’s not like I’m a famous comedian or something. David Tyree : Santonio Holmes :: DJ Gallo : Stephen Colbert.
Step 4: Laugh and appreciate the newfound greatness and hilarity of the non-funny thing you read.