Public Service Announcement

If you happened to see President Obama’s interview with Matt Lauer during the Super Bowl pregame show, you noticed that NBC lost the audio for about 15 seconds in the middle of their conversation. 

What did Obama say during that time? SportsPickle.com has the exclusive …

Lauer: “How much Republican support do you think you will be able to get for the stimulus package?”

Obama: “I {audio cuts out} don’t know. But now that I have been elected, I would like to take this opportunity to say to the American people that I am a militant Muslim, a Socialist, a Communist, a nudist — interestingly enough — and, most importantly, the Anti-Christ and I intend to destroy the United States and drink the blood of all real Americans.”

{audio cuts back in}

Lauer: “Who do you think will win the Super Bowl tonight?”

So there you have it. What an amazing point in the interview for the audio to cut out!!! And apologies to my regular readers for a political item here on a sports site, but the new beta version of Ponder This is in its infancy, and I think I can get some nice traffic on this post from all the right wing message boards. Plus, even non-sports fans must know that OUR NEW PRESIDENT WANTS TO DESTROY US ALL!!!!!1!!!1!!!!1

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3 responses to “Public Service Announcement

  1. Oh my god!!! You’ve been linked by the drudgereport.
    “Things are going to start happening to me now.”

  2. It’s sad that I actually had to check incoming traffic to make sure you were joking.

  3. Sorry, DJ, but if you want right-wingers to take you seriously and start slagging you off, you are going to have to become an actor or make more references to their Nazi or Ku Klux Klan heritage, like any good liberal hack would do. 🙂

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