There will be several Super Bowl commercials in 3-D this year. Dreamworks and SoBe Lifewater are airing 3-D spots, and Proctor & Gamble is hoping to drive people to their website for Crest Whitestrips, where a 3-D video is to show an up-close kiss. The idea is to make the case that the strips are not visible. And besides, says the spot’s creative director: “No on really enjoys kissing in 2-D.”
No one really enjoys kissing in 2-D?!?!?!
Are you trying to tell me that all those nights of passion I spent with Tyra Banks’ Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition cover in high school meant nothing to her?
But I imagined she said it was so real!!!
How could you have used me that way, Tyra? How?!
I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU, TYRA BANKS! I HOPE YOU CONTINUE TO GET FAT AND GO ALL THE WAY UP TO A SIZE 6!