And that’s great. I would caution, however — and I hate to use cliches — but it’s all fun and games until something makes me want to pluck my eyes out.
*And you know I totally have been. (Get it?! It’s an innuendo! OMG … in-your-end-o. Get that?! As though when I fornicated with her I entered from her aft. I so rule. This is top-shelf stuff right here. Whoa! Top-shelf. Yeah … like BOOBIES!)