Beware Jeff Kent’s giant children!!!

“I got tired of coming home from every road trip and seeing that my kids grew another half-inch.” – Jeff Kent, at his retirement press conference.

Let’s see … approximately 13 road trips per season … 17 seasons in the majors … 17 x 13 = 221 … 221 x 1/2 = … Oh. My. God. RUUUUUUUUUUUN!



One response to “Beware Jeff Kent’s giant children!!!

  1. His children grew a half an inch each road trip, while his hat size grew three quarters each year. Zing!

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