To approximately 10-percent* of my readers:

Do you look like this?

Then you can get free tickets to the AFC Championship Game!

*And I mean 10-percent of my male readers, not of my overall readership. Because I’m pretty sure the vast majority of my readers are super-hot ladies. Yep. Totally. (But they’re from Canada. You wouldn’t know them.)

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2 responses to “To approximately 10-percent* of my readers:

  1. That contest is yours to win DJ!

  2. Unfortunately, I already purchased tickets. But I guess if I won this contest — and I TOTALLY would — I could bring the rest of the Village People along with me.

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