I will be traveling all morning and in meetings all afternoon, so this might be my only posting of the day.
Therefore, I will turn Ponder This over to you. I first mentioned this epic battle in Handicapper last week: Ray Lewis’ Knife vs. Joe Flacco’s Unibrow.
The Irresistible Stabbing Force vs. The Untrimmable Object! (And, yes, a unibrow is definitely a single object. If it was objects — plural — we wouldn’t have this problem.)
Please vote for who you think would win this war to end all wars and, if so inclined, please state your reasoning in the comments.
UPDATE (4:14 pm EST) — I have to say I am shocked by the results so far. I guess the thinking is that while we know the knife has killed two men, there may be hundreds or even thousands trapped and dying in the unibrow.