… the other one.
In this week’s episode, Adam Jones stops at a drug store to buy some gum.
Adam Jones: “Hi. I’m ready to check-out.”
Checkout Lady: “Sure thing. Is this all- … hey, you look familiar.”
Adam Jones: “Oh, really? Do you follow sports at all? I’m actually a professional athlete.”
Checkout Lady: “Yeah, maybe that’s it. I follow sports some. What’s your name?”
Adam Jones: “Adam Jones.”
Checkout Lady: “Oh. Hmm. I’m not sure if I know that name. That will be $2.17.”
(She sees Jones pull out some singles from his pocket.)
Checkout Lady (thinking out loud): “Wait a minute … one-dollar bills … professional athlete … ADAM JONES! Aaaaaaah! Aaaaaaah! Get away! Get away from me!”
Adam Jones: “What? Lady, what’s wrong? I just want to buy thi-…”
(She pulls a gun out from under the register and shoots him in the face.)
Tune in next week to see if … umm … yeah, I guess there probably will be no next week. She shot him in the face. He’s dead. Poor other Adam Jones.