Ponder This (beta!) is now running and already a heated debate has broken out among the THOUSANDS! three (3) SportsPickle diehards in the TV Tonight post about the new direction. So, to clear a few things up …
1. No, this is not the super-mega-secret I have been talking about for months and have yet to reveal. I’m still not allowed to reveal that super-mega-secret. (Although the details of the super-mega-secret aren’t too hard to find. (Ooh! A clue!) (And, ooh! Excessive usage of parentheses!))
2. Speaking of super-mega-secrets, my original super-mega-secret has now been dwarfed by a NEW, even superer-mega-secret. And the details of this superer-mega-secret are not possible to find. So don’t bother looking. (Parenthesis.)
3. Being that this is the BETA! of Ponder This, what you are seeing right now is not what you will see here permanently. First of all, because I have no idea what beta means — it’s just a word I have seen other sites use when they are screwing around with their format. So it must be the hip word to use, and I am nothing if not hip. (I am nothing.)
Second, this is up because I would like your input on the the site. Things will be changing here soon — for the better, I promise — but before that happens, I am interested to hear what you have to say. So, please leave your comments/suggestions/etc. on what you want to see more of, less of, how you think the site can improve, new conceits you would like to see, layout ideas and the like.
No, the dueling scroll bars down the right side will not stay, so no need to comment on that.
And if your comment is: “I think the site should be funny,” — sorry, but the general tone of the site since it began is not something that will be changing. I WILL NOT SELLOUT AND BECOME FUNNY! I AM NOT YOUR MONKEY BOY!
All those who leave suggestions receive a FREE link to where they can purchase my unSIGNED BOOK!