Little did I know that Chuck E. Cheese is a rather violent place.
The wobbly video shows a group of adults milling inside the Chuck E. Cheese’s restaurant. Suddenly, the camera pans left and captures a fight breaking out.
The 22-second clip, uploaded Sunday to YouTube and reportedly shot during a fight Saturday at the Susquehanna Twp. restaurant, is the latest example of what police describe as a crime trend: Escalating violence between adults at a place designed for children’s birthday parties.
“It’s madness, absolute madness,” Susquehanna Twp. Police Chief Robert A. Martin said.
What a troubling year for the New York Giants. First it was Applebee’s that became too dangerous to enter. And, now, Elisha’s favorite nightspot, Chuck E. Cheese, turns out to have more dangers than just a roomful of plastic balls covered in saliva and fecal bacteria.
So distraught and confused is young Elisha that now he is even letting his wife touch his pee-pee place. No, Eli! Bad touch! Bad touch! But, hey – at least you kept her on the outside of your OshKosh B’Gosh overalls.